Trump Wasn't Whacked. But He's a Whack Job.
Okay, he’s not even trying to hide it anymore. And he’s using his lapdog Justice Department as his madman megaphone.
Yesterday, the DOJ persuaded a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich Trump’s nemesis James Comey for the second time. The first indictment fell apart because it was as flimsy as a $2 umbrella. This one is already in pieces, but they put it together anyway, taped it up clumsily, and delivered it to the public.
Comey is accused of having Instagrammed the image above — seashells arranged to spell out “86 47” — which, according to the pretzled, demented logic of Donald Trump and his toadies, means … assassinate him.
Numerically, the image can be reasonably interpreted as a plea to jettison Trump, something any sane, intelligent, loyal American would endorse. Dictionaries confirm this — they say 86 is “an American slang term meaning to get rid of, discard, or refuse service to someone.” It dates back to 1930s soda-fountain lingo “indicating an item is out of stock, or an instruction to eject an unruly customer.”
This indictment will be thrown out because of its palpable lack of merit and — with luck and through gumption — the presiding judge will issue a show-cause order for the government attorneys bringing this case to explain why they should not be charged with malicious prosecution and disbarred.
It won’t matter. Trump will then get his servile minions at DOJ to re-re-indict Comey — say, on the grounds that his last name sounds like “Commie,” or that he is a mafia assassin because his full name, first middle and last, anagrams to “Jersey mob iceman.”
Trump is that filled with bile. He’s that evil. He’s that scared. He’s that stupid. He’s that nuts.
How nuts? Consider this one:
Yesterday, Trump’s Justice Department also filed a motion to ask that U.S. District Judge Richard Leon allow the construction of the president’s ballroom to continue, despite a lawsuit from the National Trust for Historic Preservation. What follows is the actual wording of the motion, ostensibly filed by the third-ranking lawyer in DOJ.
I need to emphasize that I am not making this up.
I am not making this up.
Here is the top of the motion, supposedly written by top lawyers at the DOJ, which apparently stands for The Department of Junksucking. In fact, just so you know it is true, I am cutting and pasting from the actual document:
And so forth. Later, the motion goes on:
“If any other President had the ability, foresight, or talents necessary, to build this ballroom, which will be one of the greatest, safest, and most secure structures of its kind anywhere in the World, there would never have been a lawsuit. But, because it is DONALD J. TRUMP, a highly successful real estate developer, who has abilities that others don’t, especially those who assume the Office of President, this frivolous and meritless lawsuit was filed. Again, it’s called TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.”
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Clearly, Trump got his lickspittle lawyers, his asswipe attorneys, his bullshit barristers, his cowardly counselors, to take dictation from him while he was on the toilet at 4 a.m.
How nuts? Last night, at 4 a.m., he excreted this on his social media platform:
Trump’s presidency is a ludicrous mess. He is being humiliated daily by Iran. His threats are laughed at. He is being deserted by the MAGA idiots. The cost of living in Trumpland is through the roof. He is not just hated, he is ridiculed. He knows this, and the knowledge terrifies him, and he is reacting with all the wisdom and maturity of a cornered rat.
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Today’s Gene Pool Gene Poll:
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That’s it for today.
So, speaking of criminal stupidity: If you have the motive (disgust with Trump) and the means (a few extra bucks), I got your opportunity right here.