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Future women's lifestyle blog headlines as climate change continues to ravage our planet

Is he interested in you or your ability to dehydrate bananas?

Turn up the heat on your relationship while keeping your internal body heat from reaching critical levels

Long walks on the beach are less enticing when you need to be out at four in the morning if you expect to avoid a second-degree burn. Nor can you discuss the future if you're panting for breath and chugging water to stay hydrated.

Quiz: is he interested in you or your incredible food storage skills?

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. This is doubly true when the food supply chain is interrupted by unprecedented weather events, and he's already gone through his supply of bread. But you don't want a man who sees you as nothing more than a ticket to a fully stocked pantry. You're more than your knowledge of preserving; you're the whole package, and you deserve someone who sees that.

Cottagecore is over. It's all about bunkercore now!

Sad but true, your cottage dreams are hilariously dumb right now. It is hard to bake bread when a tornado is bearing down on your neighborhood. Not to mention, those flimsy linen dresses offer very little protection from the elements. Bunkercore is not only adorable but practical. Make that underground emergency space a cozy, artsy nook in case you get stuck there, knitting while you hope your loved ones and property come out OK.

Heavenly filters that almost make you forget you're living in hell

It sucks to take the perfect picture only to have it ruined by approaching flames or floodwaters. Who wants to be reminded of the inevitable doom coming for us as they scroll on social media? Luckily, we've found some filters to help you mentally escape while keeping those all-important positive social media vibes. Our favorite one transforms smoldering embers into the cutest kittens!

12 outfits to take you from office to drinks to running for higher ground

No one wants to get caught in the awkward position of being in the wrong outfit for the bar when coworkers suggest an impromptu get-together. Nor do you want to be in the even more awkward position of trying to scale a hill in impractical heels as the flash flood nears. These outfits won't let that happen.

How to coordinate your wardrobe with the omnipresent orange haze

Orange is the new black in fashion because orange is the new blue in the atmosphere. Instead of worrying about which season you are, you can coordinate all of your clothes with the pumpkin glow that blankets the coast. Borrowing your friend's clothes suddenly got a lot easier. Who cares if she's a winter and you're a summer? You're both miserable now.

Smokey eyes everyone will compliment once they can see you through the smoke

Just because your eyes burn doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try to put in some effort. Because a breathing mask will hide your smile, you'll need to focus on your gorgeous eyes. Eyes are windows to the soul, and you don't want the world to think your soul is perpetually terrified, right? Of course not! The perfect smokey eye is yours with a little bit of knowledge.

Get in on this new social media trend that has people frying all sorts of things on sidewalks

The new trend, #FryIt, has people taking to the streets in protective gear to see what they can fry. Standard eggs are there, but you'll laugh to see bacon, pancakes, and even one chicken leg get sizzled to perfection in this less-than-perfect heat wave that is throttling the country.

Recipes that are friendly to ration cards this holiday season

Tis the season for feasts, even during this famine. The holidays only come once a year, but since so does your ration card, you'll need to make some clever decisions to stretch that measly supply of grain into a breadboard fit for a party. And can you make dried apples cool? Well, you better. Because that's all you got.

Organizational expert shows you how to fit all your vacation essentials in your bug-out bag

Packers offer their best tips and tricks to hone your bag-packing skills. You might think packing for vacation is a breeze, but that was before you needed to have your bug-out bag ready to go at all times. How do you fit a favorite statement necklace into the same compartment as a water purification system? Find out all of this information so you'll be ready for the last-minute beach trip and to flee to the emergency shelter at the drop of a hat.

Kyrie Gray·
Yahoo Creator

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